I’ll Wear Shorts If I Goddamn Want To →
RIP Tim Martin... →
Ironically, the answer is none of the above...
Business Jerk: I can't tell if she's hot or I'm just horny and depraved.
Lackey: Can't it be all of the above?
William Shatner The Captains Documentary to Air on... →
Yo! Sushi! Gotta love conveyor belt sushi…
Remember When AIM Was Our Facebook? →
The “instant message” was invented by Compuserve in the 1960s. The Buddy List was invented by Steve Williams. Thanks to the influx of HP/UX and SGI machines, the proliferation of TCL/TK on thoses systems, AIM was born. Microsoft Visual C “double plus” and some hacking later… was history. Anyone remember BudLStats?
Truth in Brand
American: Can I take a look at that Swiss Army knife?
Shop Keeper: Oui, except here we just call them Army knives.
American: Combat tested, are they?
Shop Keeper: Eh... Not so much.
La Rouvenaz in Montreux →
A spectacular dinner with MediaLink and Microsoft Advertising tonight at La Rouvenaz. Now, to crash the Fox One Stop Media party.
Concentrate on human beings instead of digital files. Create superstars instead...– JY Park, President and CEO JYP Entertanment
Recovery Log, Update 1
It’s been 1 month and 1 day. I’m making good progress — and I’m told that I’ve got to give MASSIVE credit to my surgeon, Dr. Stepehen Nicholas. So, thank’d Dr. Nick. I’ve updated the recovery log: Yes Lift Leg Straighten Leg Straighten Leg (Without Pain) Bend Knee Bend Knee (A Lot) Full Range-of-Motion (With Help) Stand Shower Without...
Coming up on 1 month since surgery. Here’s where I’m at: Yes Lift Leg Straighten Leg Bend Knee Bend Knee (A Lot) Stand Shower Without “Help” Walk Without Hobbling (Slow) Get in and out of Town Car/Cab (Slowly) Get in and out of Land Rover/Mercedes Get in and out of Ferrari/Porsche Drive Land Rover/Mercedes Drive Ferrari Stairs (1 Step at a Time) No Drive...
Osama Bin Laden Dead
I was training for YEARS, with this simulator below, for the opportunity to kill Osama Bin Laden. Sadly, due to my ACL surgery, I was unable to assist in the covert operation that lead to his death. But that doesn’t mean you can’t try the same Bin Laden kill-shot simulator I’ve been using: In any event, “justice has been done”, as we’ve been told. Now,...