May 2010
54 posts
“See you all in 30 days…”
– Me
WatchThe Black Eyed Peas’ E.N.D. Tour debuted on EPIX in May 2010. This is the 90 Second promo we used.
Hot on the heels of their chart-topping new album The E.N.D., The Black Eyed Peas hit the road - transforming stadiums around the world into white-hot dance clubs. Inspired by will.i.am love affair with the Los Angeles underground dance scene, this two-hour tour de force filmed at the Staples...
9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman
Note: I believe these may apply to American women only…
1) Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing - This is the calm...
Don't Fuck With The Russians →
A Mexican, an Arab, and a girl from Arizona are in...
When the Mexican finishes his Sol Cerveza, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.”
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, finishes his O’Douls non-alcoholic beer (because he’s a Muslim), throws his glass into the air, pulls out...
Lena Horne, Singer and Actress, Dies at 92 →
Top Ten Things Overheard in Hong Kong
Hong Kong is a magical place, if not somewhat repetitive. Here now, from the home office in Tsim Sha Tsui, the top ten things overheard during an all-too-brief visit to Hong Kong…
10) Copy watch?
9) Copy watch?
8) Copy watch?
7) Copy watch?
6) Copy watch?
5) Custom Suit? **or** Handbag? (tie)
4) Copy watch?
3) Copy watch?
2) Hello!
1) Copy watch?
Overheard in the Cathay Pacific First Class Lounge
British Businessman: You should watch your things more closely.
Angry German Engineer: Why? We're in the First Class Lounge. I'm pretty sure that if my drink gets warm, the waiter will be executed by a firing squad and the Chinese government will send his family the bill for the bullet.
British Businessman: Indeed, but you may wish to exercise discretion with your gadgets.
Angry German Engineer: Let me ask you something... have you ever seen a man thrown in to a Rolls Royce AE 3007 Turbo Fan?
British Businessman: No.
Angry German Engineer: Touch my shit and you'll get a first hand look.
Is hookah smoking safer than smoking cigarettes?
Hookah smoking is not safer than cigarette smoking. Also known as narghile, shisha and goza, a hookah is a water pipe with a smoke chamber, a bowl, a pipe and a hose. Specially made tobacco is heated, and the smoke passes through water and is then drawn through a rubber hose to a mouthpiece. The tobacco is no less toxic in a hookah pipe, and the water in the hookah does not filter out the toxic...
FCC to Regulate Web in Victory for Google Over... →
U.S. regulators will claim authority over companies offering Internet access in a setback for AT&T Inc. and Comcast Corp. and a win for Web content providers such as Google Inc., Amazon.com Inc. and EBay Inc.
The decision by Genachowski will let the FCC “ensure consumers are fully protected against blocking or degradation of websites and applications of their choice by broadband providers,”...
10 Songs Every American Should Know By Heart
Much has been said of this whole “Naturalized Citizen” situation regarding that dude that tried to blow up the building I work in. I’m in favor of open immigration, but maybe we should “up” the requirements? Oath’s don’t mean a thing. (There’s a divorce joke in there somewhere) Knowing what’s on page 4 of your passport is worthless.
Here...
U.S. Citizen from Pakistan Arrested in Times... →
7 things to do to stay out of trouble while this...
Previously, I mentioned that I was going to write this list.
Normally, time flies. I mean, I feel like it was only yesterday that I was sitting on the bedroom floor of the house I grew up in in Levittown listening to a Belinda Carlisle album while talking on a yellow corded, rotary dial phone stretched all the way from the kitchen with my good friend Allie…
But for some reason, the last...
“I think there’s more cops in Times Square today than tourists.”
– Adam
“I told my wife my friends are like stray cats, if you keep feeding them they...”
– Merdav
“I heard a cat screaming, so I went to the market. When I came back, that cat was...”
– Idiot in Blue, Keane Theatre NYC
“There’s a whole new crew at ‘ino. Someone just tried to give me a...”
– Emil
