January 2010
94 posts
Who wants to come to Argentina with me? →
We’ve always tried to be at the intersection of technology and liberal...
– Steve Jobs
Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing... →
After Three Months, Only 35 Subscriptions for... →
In late October, Newsday, the Long Island daily that the Dolans bought for $650 million, put its web site, newsday.com, behind a pay wall. The paper was one of the first non-business newspapers to take the plunge by putting up a pay wall, so in media circles it has been followed with interest. Could its fate be a sign of what others, including The New York Times, might expect? So, three months...
Reason 3,218 why I'm concerned for the future of...
Stupid Mom: Sammy! Sammy! Move away from there.
Stupid Mom: Sammy! Stop that.
Stupid Mom: Sammy!
Stupid Mom: Sammy! Move away from there!
Emil: You're not really the best parent, are you?
Stupid Mom: It's not my fault. ... Sammy! Stop that! Watch the step! It's dangerous.
Emil: Monkey see?
Stupid Mom: What?
Emil: It's a colloquialism. "Monkey see, monkey do?"
Stupid Mom: Sammy! Get out of the pool. I'm from Long Island and I've never heard that.
Emil: Where on the island?
Stupid Mom: Sammy! Sammy! Come here already. Islip.
Emil: They don't really have the best schools.
Stupid Mom: Sammy, pull your bathing suit up!
Emil: Good luck with that mess. Remind him that Starbucks has a 401K.
Stupid Mom: A what? Sammy! Get out of the pool before I come in there to get you!
Sammy: You're too fat to put on your bathing suit and too drunk to chase me.
Emil: You're the man, Sammy! Want some Patron?
Seth Meyers: Here’s How Conan Got Screwed
Tokyo Street Naps →
The Beatles In 1957
all-thats-interesting:
The Beatles in 1957. George Harrison is 14, John Lennon is 16, and Paul McCartney is 15.
Floor collapses at Weight Watchers meeting →
I was in a place once with like 9 brass poles and the firemen all sat at tables...
– Anonymous
Hey. AmericanAirlines is flying doctors to Haiti for free. I’m thinking...
– Overheard at work…
Fast Lane Daily Shifts Gears to Autostream →
I forgot my purse…
Fast Lane Daily, VOD Cars, Garage 419 LIVE! →
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian →
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sigh
– Emil