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2009

December 27
November 107
October 60
September 73
August 78
July 75
June 68
May 97
April 90
March 30
February 10
January 13

2008

December 30
November 29
October
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Well, it only took 3 years, but I made it back to...
Jun 1st
May 31st

Beer.

Bartender: What can I get ya?
Emil: I'll have a Stella.
Bartender: What size?
Emil: Child-sized please.
May 31st
lauraogorman: As the day slipped into the something more...
May 31st
Not as cute as a baby cheetah…
May 31st
“Anytime you have a jazz band with a black guy in a beret,...”
— Debbie
May 30th
Warch Watch
May 30th
5 Questions with Tumblr’s Marco Arment
May 30th
Strawberry, sake, ginger… Yum.
May 30th
Vote for Elie Tahari. Please.
May 29th
“Here’s my theory on giant stripper boobs. Boys like...”
— Greer
May 29th
Dolphin Trainer: What propels a dolphin forward?
Emil: Its smug sense of self importance?
May 28th
webmarc: Luckily, I am not Christine, so I can be friends...
May 28th
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: I have...
May 28th
At this point, I’m just doing what I’m told.
May 28th
GPOYW
May 27th
It’s too bad I only spent about 2 hours with Bill...
May 27th
Warch Watch
Claire edufies us on the proper meter and timbre for spelling Mississippi.
May 27th
Where I Am 1 train heading to Times Square. Where I’d Rather Be Pedal down, through the boot.
May 27th
May 26th
Michael: Ok, that's it. You're not allowed to ride the quads anymore.
Emil: For how long?
Michael: Ever. What part of that didn't you understand?
Emil: Not allowed, ride quad, anymore, ever.
May 26th
I am in no mood to go back to sleeping normal hours.
May 26th
Ahh…
May 22nd
Good morning, moon.
May 22nd
Free theramin concert. Only in New York…
May 21st
Warch Watch
webmarc: “is this going to be on Tumblr?”  -Judy
May 21st
Warch Watch
The internet, 1969.
May 21st

You Had Me At "Park"

Broker: I've got another place for you to look at.
Emil: Can't right now. Gotta push this off until the end of the summer.
Broker: This place has a view of the park.
Emil: Which park?
Broker: All of them.
May 20th
GPOYW
May 20th
Where I Am 1515 Broadway, 43rd Floor Where I’d Rather Be Fresh having a lobster roll.  But...
May 20th
Ever heard of, “say it with flowers?”
May 20th
Yeah, I’ve got to stop that…
May 19th
Hitomi: My mom keeps calling you Elmo.
Emil: I'm not comfortable with that.
Hitomi: Why? You can call her Cookie Monster!
Emil: That I'm comfortable with.
May 19th
“Listen to me Lil’ Abner: You keep your fried baloney...”
— Liz Lemon
May 18th
I’ve made a few decisions today…
May 18th
Now is the time to try something new.
May 18th
“I just got JetBlue to accept an Amtrak ticket!”
— Emil
May 17th
“I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who...”
— Liz Lemon
May 17th
meaghano: I love the Internet most when it entertains my...
May 16th
inky: IPHONE (via reddit)
May 16th

30 Rock Episode List

It’s come to my attention that many of you are NOT watching the NBC hit 30 Rock. I think you...
May 16th
webmarc: Oh Christine, why are you so zrwrty flragumoent? ...
May 16th
“People who own Priuses should drive them in to the ocean and...”
— John Li
May 16th
“If you must smoke, smoke your brake pads.”
— Emil
May 16th
I know the answer.
May 15th

Johnny "Punch Clock" Was Here...

Emil: Look at all these people wearing watches.
Ungie: Fuck you.
May 15th
“Every second is a new chance to change your life.”
— Vanilla Sky
May 15th
Never drink alone.
May 15th
Epix To Launch Video-On-Demand Service...
May 15th
“It’s only when we’ve lost everything, that...”
— Fight Club
May 14th
May 14th
“He’s like a large baby in diapers. And no one wants to...”
— Christina
May 14th
EPIXHD GETS ME ALL FUZZY INSIDE!!! THIS IS...
May 13th

Epix To Use Akamai's HD Streaming...

Movie Network From Paramount, MGM, Lionsgate Plan to Offer Full-Length Movies Online By Todd...
May 13th
(via fueledbyphotos)
May 12th
Next time I get a press release quote, I need...
May 12th
May 12th
I miss Monarch Beach.
May 12th
May 11th
Get a life.
May 11th
C. Chester Chiswick. Lord of the manor. Scourge of the...
May 10th
If only…
May 10th
“This is no time to be rescued.”
— Emil
May 10th
Happy Mother’s Day
May 10th
May 10th
Damn it.  Missed ROE today. That soju is no joke.
May 9th

Listen up, delivery.com

Emil: I've finally found a flaw in Seamless Web.
Jen: Liar.
Emil: No bloody mary delivery. Sometimes I could use a drink in the morning.
Jen: It's 5:30pm
May 9th

Movie Trivia

In Die Hard 4 Bruce Willis is served divorce papers at the airport. Just thought I’d share. ...
May 9th
Star Trek XI: Fanboy Approved
May 8th
May 8th
Congrats, Rachel!!! bmezine: We just got married. Holy...
May 8th
kaytee: david:inothernews
May 8th
d-min: Jalopnik - WheelCat Is Not Pleased - wheelcat
May 8th
This is for you, Keri…
May 7th
Scamming the Interplane: Step 1 As many of you know,...
May 7th
Scamming the Interplane: Step 2 Don’t forget to check...
May 7th

Cleanliness Is Next To...

Patron: Do you have any trays?
Counter Worker: No problem. Right over there.
Patron: Those are dirty.
Counter Worker: You're at JFK airport.
May 7th
“I have strong opinions about things that don’t matter.”
— Emil
May 6th
Distractions…
May 6th
“Jealousy works the opposite way you want it to.”
— Emil
May 5th
<3 > $
May 5th
I’m only just tolerating you…
May 4th
goldshan: Seriously? Seriously.
May 4th
How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill...
May 4th
“Make love to my mind, don’t fuck it.”
— Jo Whiley
May 3rd
moth: Erik Beck, BFX Wolverine Claws Find out how Erik...
May 3rd

New Math...

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The cashier took my $2.00 and I was digging...
May 3rd
“The only difference between an amateur racer and a pro racer...”
— Emil (Shortly before rolling...
May 3rd
May 3rd
May 3rd
May 3rd
Fire! Fire! Fire!
May 3rd
Ow. That hurt.
May 2nd
Grabbing a book and heading to the park before it...
May 2nd
I’m beginning to HATE Friday afternoons.
May 1st
“Japan: The other Long Island”
— Delta Billboard
May 1st
Star Trek red carpet.
May 1st