The System Works!
Me: Why you driving so fast this morning?
Driver: The President said to work harder, so I'm getting in gear and gonna do 10 more fares a day for the rest of the week. Nows the time, right?
To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown,...
(Reposted from Craigslist, Savannah) Reply to: email@example.com Date:2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I’d like to apologize. I didn’t...
Is it wrong that I laughed at this?
Some Douche: What did the deaf blind kid get for Christmas?
Douche's Friend: What?
Some Douche: Cancer