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"It’s been over 24 hours. I feel like I should be waiting at an airport to board an airline I don’t want to fly to a place I’d rather not go… But I’m quite happy I’m not!"

Emil

Mmm… Lebanese…

Mmm… Lebanese…

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Cruising London in an old Mercedes. Next stop Jalouse.

Cruising London in an old Mercedes. Next stop Jalouse.

I think that when New York City grows up, it wants to be like London.

I think that when New York City grows up, it wants to be like London.

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It’s been a long time since I’ve been excited about travel. Travel has become a task of mundane repetition. I used to get excited about flying to LA. Then, for a long time, it just made me angry to call LA home.

I’m finally excited to emerge from the jet on the far side of the ocean. This is my 4th flight in 3 days.

Next stop: London

It’s been a long time since I’ve been excited about travel. Travel has become a task of mundane repetition. I used to get excited about flying to LA. Then, for a long time, it just made me angry to call LA home.

I’m finally excited to emerge from the jet on the far side of the ocean. This is my 4th flight in 3 days.

Next stop: London

Sometimes your life changes for you. Sometimes you change it yourself.

I haven’t had a Coca-Cola since February 21, 2009. Today, November 6, 2009, I’m having 1.

Sometimes your life changes for you. Sometimes you change it yourself.

I haven’t had a Coca-Cola since February 21, 2009. Today, November 6, 2009, I’m having 1.

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Home again,
home again,
jiggity jig.

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

It’s been a pleasure, Los Angeles. I hope we can do this again sometime.

Next Stop: The Big Apple…

It’s been a pleasure, Los Angeles. I hope we can do this again sometime.

Next Stop: The Big Apple…

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How to make a 20 hour trip to LA bearable:


Stay in a nice hotel
Have a cute girl take you to dinner with…
Pchop and Marie
Tasting menu in Hollywood
Drinks at The Penthouse
Wake up to this…

Meeting at 8a, meeting at 10a, meeting at 11a, verification that I still own a home in Venice at 1p, in the air by 3p…

How to make a 20 hour trip to LA bearable:

  • Stay in a nice hotel
  • Have a cute girl take you to dinner with…
  • Pchop and Marie
  • Tasting menu in Hollywood
  • Drinks at The Penthouse
  • Wake up to this…

Meeting at 8a, meeting at 10a, meeting at 11a, verification that I still own a home in Venice at 1p, in the air by 3p…

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Good meeting today in Charlotte.

Next stop: Los Angeles.

Good meeting today in Charlotte.

Next stop: Los Angeles.

It begins…

Next Stop: Charlotte.

It begins…

Next Stop: Charlotte.

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That which transpired 2 summers past, I recall with great clarity.

That which transpired 2 summers past, I recall with great clarity.

F. T. W. !!

F. T. W. !!

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  • Cute Girl: Is this the line for the DMV?
  • Emil: Justin Timberlake Tickets
  • Cute Girl: Oh. (Dosappointed)
  • Emil: Just kidding. DMV.
  • Cute Girl: Oh. (Really Disappointed)
  • Girl Next To Me: You really disappointed her. Twice.
  • Emil: Another successful interaction with a woman.

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Jane Badler is HOT.
(Had to be said…)

Jane Badler is HOT.

(Had to be said…)